The Boss Sign
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: “I‘m the Boss!” He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when returned from lunch, […]

TRUE STORY

A computer user writes:
I once got an especially helpful reply to a question I asked on Microsoft’s online tech support service. I wrote back to thank them for a complete and concise reply, and said how much I appreciated it.
The next day I had a response:
“We are looking into the problem and will contact […]

A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed. (Bachelor of Education) exams, which the father received as, “Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife, “I wish you were HERE.”
The message received by the wife […]

According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.
Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly-up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is […]

The Equation
7 Glances    = 1 Smile
7 Smiles      = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings  = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses      = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage,
And that 1 BLOODY MARRIAGE has 777777777777 problems !!!
So, beware of a glance !!!
Plans For The Future
A teacher asks her young students, what do you wish to do in the future?
Ram : I want […]