A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says,“Just for fun,Ma,I’m going to bring over 2 other female friends in addition to my fiancée and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The next day,he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says,“Okay,Ma. Guess which one I’m going to marry.”
She immediately replies,“The blonde-head in the middle.”
“That’s amazing,Ma. You’re right,how did you know?”
“I don’t like her.”
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it,he looks in his shirt pocket
and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one,he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him,“Why do you keep looking in your pocket?”
The man replies,“I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough,I’ll go home.”
FCCA,CA(MIA)with more than 26 years of post-qualifying working experiences. Previous working stints with one of the big accounting four,Regional GFC & Group Treasurer in a group of Malaysian and Group CFO in Singapore public listed concern.Also author to another very popular free educational accounting cum finance blog:http://basiccollegeaccounting.com under the branding of College Accounting Coach.
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