A European tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed
two statues, a man and a woman by the altar.
He asked the monk what was the significance of the two.
The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang,
positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two
statues ensures that the […]

The below humors for those can stomach the smartness of women:
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
“Relatives of yours?” […]

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
 
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Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing […]

Joke No 1: The Perfect Husband.
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the shopping […]

Joke No.1: The Good Son
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, “For HEAVEN’S SAKE, […]