Joke No.1: The Good Son
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, “For HEAVEN’S SAKE, […]

Joke No 1-$5000 loan
Before going on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.
The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.
“Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,” the man said.
The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the […]

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed.
He begins to worry.”Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.”Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.
“Is it your dad […]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year
phase-in plan that would become known as […]

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the […]