Humor:Blonde

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian,an American,and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,“We were the first in space!”The American said,“We were the first on the moon!”The Blonde said,“So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun,you idiot! You’ll burn up!”said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied,“We’re not stupid,you know. We’re going at night!”
 

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,“I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
 

WATCH DOGS
A girl was visiting her blonde friend,who had acquired two new dogs,and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,“Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”“HellOOOooo,”answered the blonde,“they’re watch dogs!”

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