Joke No.1: The Good Son

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

Shortly, he received this reply, “For HEAVEN’S SAKE, Dad, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the GUNS!” At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.

 His son’s reply was: “Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do”.

Joke No.2:Skinny Dipping

A farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty acres, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was cleaned out and ready for swimming. One evening the farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn’t been there for a while. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The farmer replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators!”

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