Humour

Teacher:Simon,your composition on “My Dog”is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Simon:No,teacher,it’s the same dog!

Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son:That’s why I say she’s no good!

Teacher:“How come you do not comb your hair?”
Ah Kow:“No comb,Sir.”
Teacher:“Use your dad’s then.”
Ah Kow:“No hair,

Sir.”Teacher:Ted,if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,how much would your father still have?
Ted:$10.
Teacher:You don’t know maths.
Ted:You don’t know my father!

Mother:David,come here.
David:Yes,mum?
Mother:You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David:But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother:I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow,so I am scolding you now.

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
“What did u get?”asked his father.
“My marks are under water,”said the boy.
“What do u mean ‘under water’?”
“They are all below ‘C’level” 

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