Humour

Teacher:History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student:Please teacher,I don’t think I want to study history.
Teacher:Why?
Student:There is no future in it.

Father:Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son:On Monday,teacher said 3+5=8
Father:So?
Son:On Tuesday,she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday,she said 6+2=8.
If she can’t make up her mind,how do I know the right answer?
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly,there was a loud crash of breaking plates,then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter:It’s mummy!
Father:How do you know?
Daughter:She didn’t say anything.
Girl:Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear
Girl:Would you die for me?
Boy:No,mine is undying love

Man:How old is your father?
Boy:As old as me
Man:How can that be?
Boy:He became a father only when I was born

Waiter:I’ve stewed liver,boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer:Don’t tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

Teacher:“Where were u born?”
Student:“Singapore,Sir.”
Teacher:“Which part?”
Student:“All of me,Sir.”

A teacher was asking her class:“What is the difference between ‘unlawful’and ‘illegal’?”Only one hand shot up.
“Ok,answer,Joan”said the teacher.
“‘unlawful’is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’is a sick eagle.”

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