The Equation

7 Glances    = 1 Smile
7 Smiles      = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings  = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses      = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage,

And that 1 BLOODY MARRIAGE has 777777777777 problems !!!
So, beware of a glance !!!

Plans For The Future

A teacher asks her young students, what do you wish to do in the future?

Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.

Exams

Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS,

1. Too many questions,
2. Difficult to understand,
3. More explanation is needed,
4. The result is always FAIL!

Liar

A man is dying of CANCER.
His son asks him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”
The father answers, “So when I’m dead, no one will dare touch your mom!”

Delivered

Sardar sent an SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said ‘DELIVERED’.

Three Feelings

What’s the difference between Stress, Tension, and Panic?

Stress is when one’s wife is pregnant,
Tension is when one’s girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when BOTH are pregnant.

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