The Picture On The Night Stand

Published by slang June 19th, 2006 in Humour

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed.

He begins to worry.”Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.

“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.”Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.

“Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

“No, no, no!!!” she answers.”Well, who in the hell is he, then?” he demands.

“That’s me before the surgery.”

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